Simple Cure for Spring Fever Rediscovered
Do you find yourself obsessed with cleaning, fixing, organizing, mowing, planting, etc., etc.? Are you having difficulty napping, goofing-off, wasting time? You may be a victim of the dreaded Spring Fever!
Rx for Spring Fever
As soon as you feel the fever coming on Take one beer every !5 minutes until symptoms subside. And then one every hour for two to three hours, unless napping. The beer must be minimum 6% alcohol by volume; 7% or higher is optimum. If symptoms return, begin again at 15 minute intervals.
There ya’ go. It works every time and has been time tested and proven worldwide over hundreds of years.
Caution: do not drive or operate machinery while under treatment.
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